What's all this Gibberish?
PoobahSays is your daily dispatch from the divine absurd, where meme coin chaos meets NFT relics of ridiculous wisdom, and the Poobah, a cosmic custodian of nonsense, delivers surreal Quotes of the Day from places like the Custard Volcano Committee or the Bureau of Mismatched Socks. It’s satire, spirituality, and silliness stitched together in a cult of confused followers trading $POOBAR/ETH and collecting digital gibberish with religious reverence.
ANNOUNCEMENTS
1st May 2025
$POOBAH Liquidity: What Happened, What We Fixed, and What Comes Next
14th April 2025
$POOBAH White Paper: Crypto’s Most Absurd Coin
18th August 2025
$POOBAH on Solana pre-sale opens
1st September 2025
$POOBAH SOL is launched!
What is $POOBAH, and Why Are We Worshipping It?
$POOBAH Ethereum was born Friday 11th April 2025 at precisely teatime, during a minor celestial hiccup, when a confused accountant accidentally blessed a smart contract instead of his sandwich. Imagine, if you will, a cryptocurrency born not in a boardroom, but in a bathrobe. Conceived by a whispering spoon and blessed by a jellyfish monk, $POOBAH is not just a token, it’s a movement. Or a mild rash. We’re still unsure. But here’s what we do know:
SOLANA
DGmc39NnyyQ8C8zi3mUTZdkAYhyM1dqSqaHkytgNZgrt
$POOBAH on Solana is fully decentralised.
✅ Fixed Supply (12B) ✅ Mint Authority: Revoked ✅ Freeze Authority: Revoked
✅ LP Locked September 2035 ✅ Squad Multisig Treasuray Wallet Created
https://solscan.io/token/DGmc39NnyyQ8C8zi3mUTZdkAYhyM1dqSqaHkytgNZgrt
https://jup.ag/tokens/DGmc39NnyyQ8C8zi3mUTZdkAYhyM1dqSqaHkytgNZgrt
https://raydium.io/swap/?inputMint=sol&outputMint=DGmc39NnyyQ8C8zi3mUTZdkAYhyM1dqSqaHkytgNZgrt
https://gmgn.ai/sol/token/solscan_DGmc39NnyyQ8C8zi3mUTZdkAYhyM1dqSqaHkytgNZgrt
Pool : 7MKzQPYDq43EhALJCjHD1BnZKVKBjGCdmSNriGGwGvFF
https://dexscreener.com/solana/7MKzQPYDq43EhALJCjHD1BnZKVKBjGCdmSNriGGwGvFF
https://www.geckoterminal.com/solana/pools/7MKzQPYDq43EhALJCjHD1BnZKVKBjGCdmSNriGGwGvFF
ETHEREUM
0x7d5a221a526b67a5fcdefd6a893013cc5ae2e6a3
$POOBAH/ETH on Ethereum is fully decentralised.
✅ Fixed Supply (10B) ✅ Verified Contract ✅ Ownership Renounced ✅ LP Locked to May 2035 ✅ Lock Proof
https://zapper.xyz/token/ethereum/0x7d5a221a526b67a5fcdefd6a893013cc5ae2e6a3/POOBAH/details
https://app.uniswap.org/explore/tokens/ethereum/0x7d5a221a526b67a5fcdefd6a893013cc5ae2e6a3
https://app.uniswap.org/positions/v4/ethereum/12569
https://etherscan.io/address/0x7d5a221a526b67a5fcdefd6a893013cc5ae2e6a3
Pool: 0x010f588ec213b06c5816129691969bf6937f3abc48dc3a59e93e5ce54b7e9283
https://dexscreener.com/ethereum/0x010f588ec213b06c5816129691969bf6937f3abc48dc3a59e93e5ce54b7e9283
The Divine Properties of $POOBAH
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ERC-20 Token on Ethereum
Fully on-chain, fully ridiculous. As real as any memecoin, and 37% more spiritually confusing.
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Fixed Supply: 10,000,000,000
That’s ten billion sacred squiggles. No minting rituals. No inflation. Just chaos, evenly distributed.
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NFT Utility
Want to mint a Poobah Card? Join a nonsense ritual? Vote on what colour the sky should be?
You’ll need $POOBAH/ETH.
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Airdrops & Blessings
Holders of $POOBAH/ETH will occasionally be smacked in the face with spontaneous airdrops, collectible relics, or absurd voting powers.
What Can $POOBAH Do For You?
You may be asking:
“Why would I buy a token called $POOBAH?”
To which we say:
Why did you eat that jellybean off the pavement as a child?
Why does your left sock keep vanishing?
Some things aren’t logical.
They’re spiritual.
PUMP FUN
GP3ekMNsqJJWczetSpX3mYwB9e6tRgx7ke85VVGgpump
https://pump.fun/coin/GP3ekMNsqJJWczetSpX3mYwB9e6tRgx7ke85VVGgpump
Use $POOBAH to:
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Collect limited-edition NFT Cards of Surreal Wisdom
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Vote in Poobah Rituals, like “Should Tuesdays be renamed ‘Fluffday’?”
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Gain access to future temple blessings, secret Discord roles, and nonsense-powered games
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Say to your mates, “Yeah, I’ve got a bag of $POOBAH/ETH” and watch them either laugh, or ask how to buy in
But Is It a Good Investment?
Financially? No idea. Emotionally? Absolutely.
$POOBAH/ETH isn’t here to pump. It’s here to perplex.
To be held, traded, worshipped, and whispered about in quiet corners of the internet.
© 2025 PoobahSays.com – The Poobah has spoken.